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16 June 2014 @ 12:25 pm
OH AND HEY ALSO WHILE WE'RE AT IT:  
tell me about a story I haven't written, and I will give you between one and three sentences of that story.

It's summer, I have an iced coffee, cops are coming back to America. Book's out in two weeks.
 
 
 
tsnow77tsnow77 on June 16th, 2014 05:01 pm (UTC)
Still haven't read crash cause I can't get it cause I don't have a kindle or ebook reader grrrr.. So want to read this book. Is there any way I can?
Megmadly_meg on June 17th, 2014 02:36 am (UTC)
So, I don't have a kindle or an e-reader either, but I was able to download a Kindle app for my computer. I assume there are both PC and Mac versions of this (I have a Mac, so I'm not entirely sure about the first). Hope that helps!
petragem: school of tribbianipetragem on June 16th, 2014 05:11 pm (UTC)
The one where Andy sees Nick out with a new lady and is conflicted or hey maybe the one where they're still together and he introduces her to all his friends.
lowriseflare: gosh you're prettylowriseflare on June 16th, 2014 05:21 pm (UTC)
One nice thing about Sam not really having any friends was that Andy never had to put on a going-out top and meet them at a bar on a Saturday.

Not that she minds the going-out top, exactly? She looks great in the going-out top, to be honest, it makes her boobs look effing spectacular, but.

She's nervous.

petragem: hangover shadespetragem on June 16th, 2014 05:32 pm (UTC)
SAM REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS HUH, also that she knows her boobs look super great but that she's NERVOUS, my gosh. <3 <3 <3
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lowriseflarelowriseflare on June 17th, 2014 02:18 pm (UTC)
They were friends first, which he guesses is part of what makes it possible later--not sooner, that's for sure, how he spends all spring hating the sight of her face a little. Walking on the other side of the hallway so he won't smell her lotion by mistake. It was casual, both of them kept saying that while it was happening. Nick is perpetually fucking surprised by how much it hurt.

(ALSO NEVER BEEN KISSED FIC IS MY EVEREST, OH MY GOD. One of these days. <3 )
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(Anonymous) on June 17th, 2014 07:31 pm (UTC)
The one where Sam gives her a sex joke back or takes her up on an offer (because Andy's being so FORWARD and Sam is just taking it all in. That man needs to do something about her advances)
lowriseflarelowriseflare on June 26th, 2014 05:39 pm (UTC)
It's not lost on him, obviously, the signals McNally's putting out there. He'd have to be deaf and blind, not to mention whatever it's called when you lose the ability to smell stuff: she's switched back, he notices on Tuesday, to the shampoo she used to use when they first met.
jojosillygyrl8 on June 18th, 2014 04:13 am (UTC)
The one where Andy/Sam are making out in observation/interrogation & nick walks in on them.
lowriseflare: sam andy bedheadlowriseflare on June 26th, 2014 05:40 pm (UTC)
A thing about Sam Andy tried to forget but never totally did, really: he is a truly fantastic freaking kisser.
a_snodgrass on June 18th, 2014 04:15 am (UTC)
The one where naked Sam Swarek speaks fluent Spanish to an equally naked Andy McNally.
lowriseflarelowriseflare on June 26th, 2014 05:45 pm (UTC)
"Say something else," she gasps, right on the edge of it, that build build build and the moment right before it gets to breaking. "I wanna hear you, please, I want--"

Sam bites down hard on her collarbone. Whispers in her ear.
rblove on June 19th, 2014 02:18 am (UTC)
The one where Ben reacts to Missy's secret wedding (!!)
lowriseflarelowriseflare on June 26th, 2014 05:46 pm (UTC)
He doesn't text her.

Or, okay, he does, "congrats" plus the thumbs up emoji next to the engagement ring, then on second thought the champagne flute too, but.

He doesn't text her right away.
tiloutilou on June 27th, 2014 07:52 pm (UTC)
I discovered your fics recently and I looove them so I can't wait to read your book. It looks like proper good romance a girl like to read and that's actually sexy (not pointing any finger at a very badly pseudo erotic fiction that all the moms are reading...)

How about the one when Andy gives Sam his "Holy moly" moment...
(Anonymous) on November 17th, 2014 11:13 pm (UTC)
Just went back and retread some of your Sam/Andy fics. You really never got Sam's character right at all, did you? Totally off the mark in most cases. I think the problem was that Andy got him so wrong. She never even tried to understand him, so we only got to see her self-involved interpretation of him. It was more a reflection of her essential immaturity and selfishness than It was anything else. I wonder if she went home every night and watched the Beauty and the Beast cartoon , cast herself as Belle and then twisted everything Sam did to fit her fantasy. Interesting thought no? Poor Sam. No wonder he looked so miserable back then.
lowriseflare: sam andy bedheadlowriseflare on November 18th, 2014 04:38 pm (UTC)
HELLO is this the same anon who accused us of saying Sam had a small penis? Welcome back, old friend!
Alexander's terrible, no good, very bad daythreeguesses on November 18th, 2014 04:42 pm (UTC)
You know what, upon consideration, maybe Sam really does have a smaller dick than Nick Collins. THERE I SAID IT.