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20 November 2015 @ 04:36 pm
I feel like the only way to get back into posting in this thing is to just like, post in it?  
FANNISH THINGS I WISH EXISTED, A SELECTED LIST, NOVEMBER 2015 EDITION

1. All the Quantico fic in the universe (Rookie Blue fandom, are you watching Quantico? I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE QUANTICO A LOT) but in particular the Alex/Shelby/Ryan threesome, in particular the RPF that addresses Jake McLaughlin having worked on a crab boat in Oregon before he became an actor

2. For Unreal to have a thousand more seasons and all of them to feature scenes of characters using vibrators

3. Tickets to Hamilton for tomorrow night

4. To know what the actual deal is with Linda Holmes and Stephen Thompson in particular if the actual deal is in any way romantic, whatever, if you think public radio personalities is the weirdest thing I've ever shipped you obviously don't know me very well

5. (A CRAB BOAT! IN OREGON!)

6. 10,000 words of really well-written gen fic about all the Chopped judges having Thanksgiving together

7. Seasons 2 and 3 of Serial in their entirety, immediately, even though I recognize that defeats the purpose of Serial

8. A Hallmark Holiday movie about Ryan Reynolds and Shiri Appleby being stuck in an airport on Christmas Eve due to a snowstorm and all the wacky airport employees wear Christmas sweaters and ship them and maybe they knew each other in high school and one of them is about to marry the wrong person, who can say

9. For SVU to somehow address that gray beard Meloni sports these days, someone could just casually mention it in passing, it wouldn't be any weirder than most SVU dialogue

10. LJ RENAISSANCE 2015, LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN, hey is this thing on

COME TELL ME WHAT YOU WISH EXISTED, COME TELL ME ALL THE THINGS
 
 
 
80% coffee & a little bit of sass: you are not gonna flip outearnmysong on November 21st, 2015 01:38 am (UTC)
A Hallmark Holiday movie about Ryan Reynolds and Shiri Appleby being stuck in an airport on Christmas Eve due to a snowstorm and all the wacky airport employees wear Christmas sweaters and ship them and maybe they knew each other in high school and one of them is about to marry the wrong person, who can say

SHUT UPPPPPPPP. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? :DDD CAN YOU WRITE THIS? CAN I WRITE THIS? ALSO? I'M DELIGHTED THAT YOU'RE WATCHING UNREAL AND APPEAR TO LOVE SHIRI APPLEBY AS MUCH AS I DO.

lowriseflare: sam andy bedheadlowriseflare on November 21st, 2015 10:54 pm (UTC)
YOU'RE WRITING IT, I'M WRITING IT, WE'RE ALL WRITING IT.

Alexander's terrible, no good, very bad day: [pushing daisies] WIN!threeguesses on November 21st, 2015 01:51 am (UTC)
DO WE THINK THEY JUST LIFTED RYAN'S BACKSTORY FROM LIFE
It just occurred to me as a very real possibility, that that was intentional.

Obviously I'm going to do my own one of these immediately but I had two things to add here specifically:

1. A lesbian Hallmark movie where one of them is a morally ambiguous corporate mogul a-la Anna Wintour and the other is a large animal vet from a small town who teaches her the meaning of Christmas.

2. RPF where Jake "crab boat" McLaughlin watches YouTube videos of Priyanka Chopra performing at various Bollywood award shows.
lowriseflare: paleo dietlowriseflare on November 21st, 2015 10:53 pm (UTC)
BRB STARTING THAT YOUTUBE FIC RIGHT NOW.
(It was before they started shooting. He wasn't trying to be a creep or anything, he'd just never heard of her but the casting director said she was really famous, so.)
Alexander's terrible, no good, very bad daythreeguesses on November 21st, 2015 11:52 pm (UTC)
RE: BRB STARTING THAT YOUTUBE FIC RIGHT NOW.
Turns out she is. Really famous, that is.

When he types her name into Google and selects videos, literally the first hit is a single with Pitbull. Jake had just been trying to find an interview with her or something, but instead he finds himself scrolling through pages and pages of peformances at awards shows.
petragem: pie holepetragem on November 21st, 2015 01:40 pm (UTC)
HEY WHATUP VERY HERE FOR AN ALEX/SHELBY/RYAN THREESOME, also very here for everything involving crab boats in Oregon. Also buddy, I feel like I need to go re-listen to every single episode of PCHH under this guise of shipping public radio personalities, just for science, and hey: do you listen to The Message? It is more Limetown-like than Serial-like, but it's been somewhat filling the void.

Fannish things I would like: also Hamilton tickets tor tonight, for BCEFA to be collecting at a show I am actually seeing so I can buy a Carols for a Cure CD off of them, for a Hallmark Holiday movie starring Matty Gordon (does one already exist, please say yes), for that Hallmark Holiday movie about airport employees shipping Ryan Reynolds and Shiri Appleby to be a real thing, please.
lowriseflare: dirty dancinglowriseflare on November 21st, 2015 10:51 pm (UTC)
I tried The Message but you know, it didn't grab me like the other two did! I AM listening to the Charles Manson episodes of You Must Remember This, though, which is kind of fulfilling my creepy audio need for the time being.

Meanwhile, I feel like Matty Gordon was literally BORN to be in Hallmark Holiday movies! WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT THIS?! Probably I could just tweet Matty Gordon, frankly. Not like he's busy these days (OH SNAP YEAH I SAID IT).
L.: beauty and › the past you carrysummerstorm on November 21st, 2015 06:50 pm (UTC)
4. Truly I do not know but I very much want to know and I'm with you there.
lowriseflarelowriseflare on November 21st, 2015 10:48 pm (UTC)
RIGHT?! WHAT IS THE DEAL.
ambassador of kwanabvj on November 21st, 2015 11:31 pm (UTC)
Hey, look. I randomly check LJ for the first time in a month and here you are.

I really like Quantico. More than I thought I would. I also really enjoy Blindspot. Have you seen that??
lowriseflare: tgw kisslowriseflare on November 22nd, 2015 12:01 am (UTC)
AHH, I randomly post to LJ for the first time in a year and here YOU are, LJ RENAISSANCE, I am a one woman army, show me where the ammunition is, etc. HOW ARE YOU, HOW ARE THINGS, tell me everything you're watching, tell me all your thoughts.

QUANTICO, RIGHT? UNEXPECTEDLY ENJOYABLE. Watch this space for some fic of the sexy variety. And noooo, I haven't done Blindspot, but clearly I am super primed to have emotions about stuff lately so: I WILL CHECK IT OUT.
(Anonymous) on November 22nd, 2015 02:03 am (UTC)
A BLOODY LONG SHOT
what i wish existed is mainly, like, more Rookie Blue fic from you because I'm still in denial and clutching with all my might a shred of fangirling.

I just miss those idiot cops a lot, I should probably get a life.
lowriseflare: sam andy bedheadlowriseflare on November 22nd, 2015 02:50 pm (UTC)
Re: A BLOODY LONG SHOT
Aw, I miss those cops a lot, too!
solar powered anticipation machine: do your thing girlmoireach on November 25th, 2015 03:20 am (UTC)
HEY, HI, HELLO!!!

Hamiltonnnnnnn, yes yes yes.
lowriseflare: you've got maillowriseflare on November 25th, 2015 07:19 pm (UTC)
HELLO HELLO HELLO! Oh I miss this dumb haunted house, I am just going to stand on the lawn and talk at the top of my voice until all the neighbors come back. What are you watching/reading/writing these days?

(HAMILTON, I KNOW. I legit texted my sister this morning like, please learn all the Aaron Burr parts before you get here tonight, I myself will be playing the role of Alexander.)